Edited by Dan Garcia/The Early Registration

Now Kanye has already scored his dream girl so there really isn’t much room for improvement and I don’t label the man as a cheater. But it is not cheating if its with a cartoon, right? How about landing a creation of one of his idols, Walt Disney, by hooking up with Princess Jasmine? He may not have a magic carpet, but maybe he finally got that Persian rug with cherub imagery.